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yourresidentginger asked: Ohhh, Faceman did it now! - Murdock.

Indeed he did Captain.

queen-of-highgardens asked: Hannibal, I hate to say this but I've lost your boots...would it be alright if I bought you a new pair tomorrow? I really need to lay down. -Faceman

Awww……. lay down on your own time Lieutenant, in your own bed, without the lady friend. I want my boots back Lieutenant. By 600 hours.

Anonymous asked: What got you into the Army, sir?

I wanted to serve my country.

Anonymous asked: Why are you such a troll, Hannibal?

I always wanted to live under a bridge.

yourresidentginger asked: "Did you see their faces"? So you didn't actually think we were flabby? - Murdock.

Well no. But you have to admit the look on your faces was worth it :-P
Sorry Captain.

pointyearz asked: Hannibal, why did you call Face and Murdock flabby?

Did you see their faces? :-D

Anonymous asked: So if you consider Face to be a "son", do you also consider Murdock and B.A. as sons too?

You know if there’s one thing I hate, it’s being misquoted and I thought this internet would be different but it turns out it’s just the National Enquirer, with Decker as guest editor. Pal, I consider them dear friends and excellent soldiers, I’m honored we’re fighting on the same side but there’s nothing paternal about it.

yourresidentginger asked: Okay - start laughing. - Murdock.

Nice, Murdock.

yourresidentginger asked: Can I tell you a joke backwards? - Murdock.

Proceed Captain.

Anonymous asked: How early did your hair go grey?

I was 12, a slimeball tried to prevent my school from providing soda at lunch, I started a petition, when that failed to keep soda in the canteen, I dyed my hair a silvery grey and went to war. By the time the battle was over we had three new flavors and a soda dispenser.